Morning Wood Blend (Medium Roast)

 
Morning Wood Blend: because waking up just got a whole lot harder.
This arousing brew is crafted for those who need a little stimulation to get their morning started. With notes of "rise and shine," hints of "morning glory," and a dash of "wake up-and-fuck-it," Morning Wood Blend is the perfect coffee to get you stiff and ready to take on the day.
Imagine a coffee that's as bold as your morning wood, as rich as your wildest fantasies, and as satisfying as, well... you know. That's what Morning Wood Blend is all about.
So, if you're looking for a coffee that'll keep you stiff, Morning Wood Blend is the perfect way to get your morning started with a bang. And who knows, maybe it'll even give you the courage to try something new... like that thing you've been wanting to try with your partner.
Side effects may include: increased energy, improved mood, spontaneous erections, and a sudden urge to get freaky.
 
.: Size 12oz (340g)
.: Medium Roast
.: Chocolate covered almonds, maple syrup, citrus tasting notes
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp certified suppliers
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada